If you are a skilled, qualified tattoo artist with experience in a very busy tattoo studio, send your resume, photo portfolio, and reference to Bear.

WE ARE GOING TO BE AT THE ALBERTA BOUND TATTOO AND ARTS FESTIVAL AUGUST 21,22,23. MAKE SURE YOU GET IN TO SEE US. WE HAVE BEEN FIELDING A TON OF CALLS FOR TATTOO BOOKINGS AT THE CONVENTION BUT HAVE OPTED FOR THE FIRST COME FIRST SERVE IDEA INSTEAD OF PRE-BOOKINGS. SO PLEASE, GET THERE EARLY SO YOU CAN GET YOUR TATTOO TIME FOR THE WEEKEND! CHECK OUT PHOTOS OF SOME OF THE WORK WE HAVE DONE IN OUR GALLERIES.

SEE YOU ALL AT THE BEST TATTOO CONVENTION IN EDMONTON, THE ONLY TATTOO CONVENTION THAT WE SANCTION!

Everyone in a free and democratic society is entitled to their personal views and opinions.  Mine are expressed in the Rants section of this web site.

If you don't want to know what they are don't look.  If you disagree with them, then you are welcome to that, as we still exist in a democratic society and you have the freedom to express yours differently than I do.  Keep that in mind when you read my views.

Drop into the studio with your new artwork ideas.  We are happy to have Angie, working with us now and she is a great asset.  Her artistic skill is very good and she is great at helping you to develop your artistic tattoo concept.

STAY TUNED TO TATTOO NEWS Stay tuned to the tattoo news.  We will be updating this regularly with news from the studio.  Help us out by suggesting information you would like to see here.

Answering Machine at a Mental Hospital...

"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline......

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.

If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press  9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.

If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lay down & cry. You won't be crazy forever."

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four,

but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blond, Mommy?"

"Yes, it's because you're blond," her mother replied.

The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy,"

she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids

could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blond, Mommy?"

"Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blond."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy,"

she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the

other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top

to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blond, mommy?"

"No, it's because you're 25."